{"title":"EOFY 2026 - 40% OFF","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"purple-smoke-waterproof-squirt-blanket-og","title":"Waterproof Splash Blanket™ - Purple Smoke The OG - Same Colour Sherpa","description":"","brand":"Splash Blanket","offers":[{"title":"Small (1.2 x 1.2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":50808841208109,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-PSPS-S","price":59.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium (1.2 x 2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":50808841240877,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-PSPS-M","price":89.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (2 x 2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":50808841273645,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-PSPS-L","price":119.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3882\/9357\/files\/Waterproof-Blanket-Splash-Squirt-Purple-Smoke-the-Original-Purple-Smoke-Sherpa-Fleece_4_89f78b34-be1e-4c75-9c8b-2fcc77cffe93.jpg?v=1764916495"},{"product_id":"the-bloom","title":"The Bloom - The Beginners Glass Butt Plug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTo explore our FULL RANGE shipped globally from Australia, \u003ca title=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eclick here.\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"www.yonipleasurepalace.com\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Bloom is our pretty pink glass butt plug perfect for beginners to anal play!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eWith its slender neck and tear-drop shaped bulbous end, it is smooth, sleek and not too intimidating! It has a cute daisy-shaped flower as its flared based to ensure safety when exploring with anal play (so make sure the flower stays on the outside of the anal sphincter).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Bloom is a gender-neutral toy, meaning it can be used to activate the P-Spot (prostate) in cisgender men and people assigned male at birth who have a prostate (about 1-2 inches inside the butt), or the A-Spot for cisgender women and people assigned female at birth who have the anterior fornix located deep inside the vagina 5-6 inches inside. Anal penetration indirectly stimulates the A-spot in the vagina and is an area filled with erotically charged nerve endings that make you WET fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMEASUREMENTS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e8.2 height x 5 base x 1.7 neck x 3.5 bulb - cms \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e3.2 height x 1.9 base x 0.6 neck x1.37 bulb - inches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e125 grams\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e*All our products are handmade, meaning variation can occur as every wand is unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Bloom with our gorgeous branded pouch for safe keeping. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eFor instructions download our Master Guide \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.co.uk\/collections\/e-products\/products\/master-e-guide\" title=\"The Yoni Pleasure Palace Bible\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Yoni Pleasure Palace UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47861492220205,"sku":"BL1","price":52.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3882\/9357\/files\/The-Bloom-Glass-Butt-Plug-Anal-Pink-New-Packaging_2.jpg?v=1708484848"},{"product_id":"the-crescent-dearmouring-wand","title":"The Crescent Glass Dildo Pleasure Wand","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTo explore our FULL RANGE shipped globally from Australia, \u003ca style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/\" title=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eclick here.\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" href=\"www.yonipleasurepalace.com\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Crescent is the perfect tool for gentle vaginal de-armouring, releasing pelvic tension and also G-spot pleasure! It has one larger end and one smaller end, meaning you can choose which size you wish to massage internally. We recommend starting with the smaller bulbous tip and working your way up to the larger end when you feel more aroused and open.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMany women have chronic pelvic floor tension or vaginismus, because of things such as stress, birth trauma, sexual abuse, invasive surgery, constantly sucking your tummy in (yep, that effects our vaginal muscles), cultural conditioning and other psycho-somatic related experiences that store physical tension inside the vaginal walls and cervix.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMassaging or self-pleasuring using The Crescent will help massage out knots of tension and spots of pain or numbness. If de-armouring isn’t your thing, The Crescent is also a fun double-ended dildo, which can assist G-spot pleasure and help you to squirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBest For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDearmouring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eG-Spot \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA-Spot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Crescent is made of 100% pure borosilicate glass that has been both annealed and tempered, making it the most body-safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic product for internal use. The Mistress is also temperature responsive, compatible with all lubricants, and can last a lifetime!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow Do I Clean It?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash your glass product after each use in warm soapy water or sterilise in boiling hot water with our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/products\/cleansing-spray?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=0963f53b1\u0026amp;_ss=r\" title=\"Cleansing Spray\" target=\"_blank\"\u003edildo cleansing spray.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eGlass toys are the most\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Here's why our glass dildos are the safest!\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/blogs\/blog\/is-your-glass-dildo-really-safe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehygienic\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esex product as they are non-porous and can be washed in boiling hot water. They also last a lifetime when cared for properly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e19.4cm x 3.4cm thicker end x 2.8cm thinner end (7.63in x 1.33in thicker end x 1.1in thinner end).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e102 grams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOur products are handmade, so slight variation can occur in colour, size, and shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's Included:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Crescent Glass Dildo Pleasure Wand.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVelvet branded pouch for safe keeping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional add-on: \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eChoose whether you would like to add on our stylish satin-lined black box for storage and safe keeping.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAccess to our free Facebook community, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/yonipalace\" title=\"Yoni Pleasure Palace Facebook Group\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eYoni Pleasure Palace\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree Master(bation) Guide \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.co.uk\/collections\/e-products\/products\/master-e-guide\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFurther Resources \u0026amp; Education:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJoin Rosie's VIP Membership with 14 modules of content with no lock-in contract for only $40AUD\/month.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yoni-pleasure-palace.teachable.com\/courses\" title=\"The Golden Yoni Membership\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor more information.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTo learn how to squirt, sign up for Rosie's best selling online course on Teachable,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Squirt School with Rosie Rees Yoni Pleasure Palace\" href=\"https:\/\/yoni-pleasure-palace.teachable.com\/courses\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSquirt School\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRead\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Ultimate Guide to Finding G Spot\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/blogs\/blog\/guide-to-finding-your-g-spot?_pos=46\u0026amp;_sid=085e8cbcf\u0026amp;_ss=r\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis blog\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor information on squirting. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Yoni Pleasure Palace UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47861492351277,"sku":"CRESCENT","price":62.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3882\/9357\/products\/Untitleddesign_2.jpg?v=1705286077"},{"product_id":"pleasure-wand-vibrator-flick-suki","title":"Suki or Flick Cock Ring Vibrators","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTo explore our FULL RANGE shipped globally from Australia, \u003ca title=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eclick here.\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe perfect vibrating cock-ring to add pleasure for both partners during foreplay and sex - choose between the Suki or the Flick! The best thing about this toy is that it's \u003cem\u003eadjustable\u003c\/em\u003e (no tight, suffocating cock rings!) and includes the other partner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned to wrap around a penis, pleasure wand, dildo or strap-on, the \u003cstrong\u003eFlick \u003c\/strong\u003estimulates the clitoris in a tongue-\u003cem\u003eflicking\u003c\/em\u003e fashion and the \u003cstrong\u003eSuki\u003c\/strong\u003e stimulates the clitoris tongue-\u003cem\u003esucking\u003c\/em\u003e fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith seven modes of vibration tempo \u0026amp; rhythms, you are destined to find a clit-stimulation function that blows your mind. Simply wrap its legs around your phallic object and enjoy deep internal penetration and delicious clitoral stimulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedical-grade silicone\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7 mode clitoral suction functionality\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7 mode vibration functionality\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% waterproof \u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully magnetic rechargeable for long-lasting pleasure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAustralian-designed\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for partner-play!\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasurements: 100mm x 64mm x 42mm \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUser time: 2 hours \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMax noise: \u0026lt;60db\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCE RoHS compliant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWeight: 73 grams\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yoni Pleasure Palace","offers":[{"title":"Flick","offer_id":48469829124397,"sku":"TF46955251","price":79.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Suki","offer_id":48469829157165,"sku":"TS46955251","price":79.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3882\/9357\/files\/Suki-Flick-Vibrator-Dildo-Cock-Ring-Silicon-New-Packaging-Couple_3.jpg?v=1711514940"},{"product_id":"splash-blanket-waterproof-boho-yoga-mat","title":"Splash Blanket Waterproof Boho Yoga Mat","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHave you ever wanted a cosy, padded yoga mat for your home yoga practice? \u003c\/span\u003eMeet your new BFF – the Splash Blanket Waterproof Boho Yoga Mat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eThis game-changer is the first padded, waterproof mat made to support your knees and wrists and create comfort while you practice yoga, stretch or just roll around on the floor doing your thing! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComfy Padding:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick cushioning for ultimate comfort, whether you’re at home or in the studio.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWaterproof:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sweat all you want; this mat stays dry, so you can stay focused.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNon-Slip Grip:\u003c\/strong\u003e No more slipping and sliding. This mat grips the floor, keeping you steady.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStylish Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Boho chic vibes that’ll make your practice space look amazing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Perks:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Comfort:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick padding supports your joints, making every pose a breeze.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStay Dry:\u003c\/strong\u003e Waterproof surface means no more distractions from sweat or spills.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSolid Stability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Non-slip bottom ensures your mat stays put, even during the toughest poses.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from durable 100% polyester, this mat is here for the long haul.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLook Good:\u003c\/strong\u003e The beautiful Boho design adds a stylish touch to your yoga gear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to elevate your yoga game? The Splash Blanket Waterproof Boho Yoga Mat has got you covered. Grab yours and transform your practice today!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Flannel fleece on surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e 80cm x 200cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePadding:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft 1.5cm foam padding\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Splash Blanket UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49695504826669,"sku":"SKYBOHOYOGAMAT","price":59.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3882\/9357\/files\/Waterproof-Splash-Boho-Yoga-Mat_3.png?v=1721109506"},{"product_id":"splash-blanket-waterproof-boho-picnic-mat","title":"Splash Blanket Waterproof Boho Picnic Mat","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"131\"\u003eElevate your outdoor adventures with the \u003cem data-end=\"189\" data-start=\"172\"\u003eBoho Picnic Mat -\u003c\/em\u003e your new must-have companion for picnics, beach days, festivals, and backyard hangs. Designed for both beauty and practicality, this mat brings a touch of boho chic to every setting while delivering comfort, durability, and convenience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"758\" data-start=\"430\"\u003eMade with a triple-layered design, the Boho Picnic Mat features soft, neoprene fabric - creating a waterproof and cozy surface you can rely on. Whether you’re lounging on grass or sand, this mat keeps you dry and comfortable, so you can fully relax and enjoy the moment. At 1.4 x 1.6 meters, it’s perfectly sized to share with friends or stretch out solo. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1274\" data-start=\"1010\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1274\" data-start=\"1010\"\u003eCleaning is a breeze - simply wipe down the surface and you’re good to go. This mat is \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e designed for the washing machine. 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Made from durable nylon, it offers excellent water resistance, ensuring your essentials stay safe \u0026amp; dry. 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Can fit 1 Large OG Splash Blanket OR 1 Medium and 1 Small OG Splash Blanket.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TypographyPresentation TypographyPresentation--m RichText3-paragraph--withVSpacingNormal RichText3-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStylish Branded Straps:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adds a touch of elegance to your outfit.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TypographyPresentation TypographyPresentation--m RichText3-paragraph--withVSpacingNormal RichText3-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSecure Drawstring Closure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keeps your items safe and easily accessible.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Splash Blanket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49933256196397,"sku":"SKUBACKPACKBLACKSPLASH","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3882\/9357\/files\/Splash_Backpack_Waterproof_Pack_Model_1.jpg?v=1725933296"},{"product_id":"waterproof-splash-blanket™-teal-the-og","title":"Waterproof Splash Blanket™ - Teal The OG - Same Colour Sherpa","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Splash Blanket UK","offers":[{"title":"Small (1.2 x 1.2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":51027919012141,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-TT-S","price":59.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium (1.2 x 2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":51027919044909,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-TT-M","price":89.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (2 x 2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":51027919077677,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-TT-L","price":119.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3882\/9357\/files\/Waterproof_Blanket_Splash_Squirt_Teal_the_Original_Web_Size_Cropped_61b9e6b9-b72d-4312-8520-bb5b80be2df9_1.png?v=1771478748"},{"product_id":"waterproof-splash-blanket™-grape-soda-the-og","title":"Waterproof Splash Blanket™ - Grape Soda The OG - Same Colour Sherpa","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Splash Blanket UK","offers":[{"title":"Small (1.2 x 1.2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":51027922911533,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-GSGS-S","price":59.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium (1.2 x 2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":51027922944301,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-GSGS-M","price":89.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large (2 x 2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":51027922977069,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-GSGS-L","price":119.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3882\/9357\/files\/Waterproof_Blanket_Splash_Squirt_Grape_Soda_the_Original_Web_size_Cropped_2.png?v=1771478260"},{"product_id":"waterproof-splash-blanket™-sassy-pink-the-og","title":"Waterproof Splash Blanket™ - Sassy Pink The OG - Same Colour Sherpa","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Splash Blanket","offers":[{"title":"Small (1.2 x 1.2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":51796220477741,"sku":"SB301225OGBDSPSP-S","price":59.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium (1.2 x 2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":51796220510509,"sku":"SB301225OGBDSPSP-M","price":89.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (2 x 2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":51796220543277,"sku":"SB301225OGBDSPSP-L","price":119.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3882\/9357\/files\/ChatGPTImageFeb26_2026_12_51_38PM_cdc2f692-b7d2-4fbe-b9d4-d3bae476b90d.webp?v=1772083754"},{"product_id":"the-sacred-squirter®-1-0-glass-dildo-pleasure-wand-lilac","title":"The Sacred Squirter® 1.0 Glass Dildo Pleasure Wand - Lilac","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ea0101;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTo explore our FULL RANGE shipped globally from Australia, \u003ca style=\"color: #ea0101;\" title=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eclick here.\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ea0101;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/store\/yoni-pleasure-palace-uk\/products\/www.yonipleasurepalace.com\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShaped like a luscious tentacle, the Sacred Squirter® has assisted thousands of vagina-owners in experiencing female ejaculation, aka “squirting”. 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It’s affectionately known as THE go-to pleasure wand for squirting by founder and Intimacy Coach, Rosie Rees as well as her \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yoni-pleasure-palace.teachable.com\/p\/squirtschool\" title=\"Join Squirt School online course with Rosie Rees\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSquirt School\u003c\/a\u003e community! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBest For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eG-Spot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePartner play\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Sacred Squirter is made of 100% pure borosilicate glass that has been both annealed and tempered, making it the most body-safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic product for internal use. The Sacred Squirter is also temperature responsive, compatible with all lubricants, and can last a lifetime!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHow Do I Clean It?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWash your glass product after each use in warm soapy water or sterilise in boiling hot water with our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/products\/cleansing-spray?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=0963f53b1\u0026amp;_ss=r\" title=\"Cleansing Spray\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003edildo cleansing spray.\u003c\/a\u003e Glass toys are the most \u003ca title=\"Here's why our glass dildos are the safest!\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/blogs\/blog\/is-your-glass-dildo-really-safe\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehygienic\u003c\/a\u003e sex product as they are non-porous and can be washed in boiling hot water. They also last a lifetime when cared for properly. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e13.8cm length x 4.1cm width x 3cm height (5.4in length  x 1.6in width x 1.18in height).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e234 grams.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur products are handmade, so slight variation can occur in colour, size, and shape. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat's Included?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Sacred Squirter Glass Dildo Pleasure Wand.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVelvet branded pouch for safe keeping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAccess to our free Facebook community: Click here: \u003ca title=\"Yoni Pleasure Palace Facebook Group\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/yonipalace\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eYoni Pleasure Palace\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFree Master(bation) Guide:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.co.uk\/collections\/e-products\/products\/master-e-guide\" title=\"Free Master Guide Yoni Pleasure Palace\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eClick Here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFurther Resources \u0026amp; Education:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eJoin Rosie's VIP Membership with 14 modules of content with no lock-in contract for only $40AUD\/month.\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yoni-pleasure-palace.teachable.com\/courses\" title=\"The Golden Yoni Membership\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor more information.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTo learn how to squirt, sign up for Rosie's best selling online course on Teachable,\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Squirt School with Rosie Rees Yoni Pleasure Palace\" href=\"https:\/\/yoni-pleasure-palace.teachable.com\/courses\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSquirt School\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRead\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Ultimate Guide to Finding G Spot\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/blogs\/blog\/guide-to-finding-your-g-spot?_pos=46\u0026amp;_sid=085e8cbcf\u0026amp;_ss=r\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis blog\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor information on squirting. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"yonipleasurepalace","offers":[{"title":"Lilac","offer_id":52058002358573,"sku":"YON-BOX-SAC-SQU-LIL","price":72.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3882\/9357\/files\/SacredSquirterGlassPleasureWandPinkMidnightBlackLilac4_1_a6667121-30f0-4ef9-b3ae-4750b07da6dc.jpg?v=1778735489"}],"url":"https:\/\/splashblanket.co.uk\/collections\/eofy-2026-40-off.oembed","provider":"Splash Blanket UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}